Ho, ho, fuckin' ho. . . (We love Christmas spirit!)

Monty Pythons - Xmas Song

Ho, ho fuckin' ho

What a crock o' shit

We all work for Santa Claus

We've had enough, we quit

’Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,

Stick your Christmas tree up your arse, ho, ho fucking ho

~

I'm Rudolph and I quit.

Just who's he think he is?

That little fat cunt, sat back in the sleigh

crackin' that fuckin’ whip.

And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts

Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho, ho fucking ho.

~

And what about us elves,

we've had enough as well,

workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fuckin’ hell,

we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,

stick your Christmas up your arse, ho, ho fucking ho.

~

I'm Santa Claus' wife

I know what he's really like,

sneakin’ into those little kids’ rooms

he's a fuckin’ paedophile,

A devious old drunk,and I'm married to the cunt,

So stick your Christmas up your arse, ho, ho fucking ho.

~

Ho, ho fucking ho

What a crock o' shit

We all work for Santa Claus,

We've had enough, we quit.

’Cause we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,

Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho, ho fucking ho.

Stick your Christmas up your arse, ho, ho fucking ho!!